198ft:

girls screenshot everything and then send it to their friends in a group chat and then laugh at people and that is why you should never trust us

(via officialpizzabagel)

miss-jaxon-flaxon-waxon:

onwardwall:

thegingerbalrog:

my-fandom-life:

dismantlerepaired:

whereismystrawberrytart:

hikingnerd:

timelordpillbug:

follovved:

amerlcanapparel:

when she says she doesn’t send nudes

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when guys objectify women and expect them to send nudesimage

when someone asks you about your nuclear plans for russia

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When Russia sends you nudes

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(via iwillmindfuckyou)

neneleake:

never forget

(Source: ediebrit, via awkwardrabbit)

kingjaffejoffer:

When someone with stank ass breath talks to you really close

(via evilscientist)

missbrostrider:

This fucking photo ruined my life whenever I think about it I burst out laughing I have gotten so many detentions cause of this fucking cat duckface monster

(via humourprincess)

monster asks!!!
Vampire: Someone offers you a chance at immortality. Do you take it, and why or why not?
Werewolf: If you had to spend your life with just one person, who would it be?
Witch: If you could change one thing about the world, what would it be?
Ghost: Do you have any regrets?
Frankenstein: Is someone telling you how to live your life, or are you an independent person?
Mummy: If you were to fall into an eternal sleep, do you think anyone would miss you?
Zombie: Do you miss anyone right now?
Faerie: If you could get away with anything, what would you do?
Nymph: What are you like when you’re by yourself?
Mermaid: How far would you go to keep the one you love?
Shapeshifter: What would you change about yourself?
Banshee: If you knew one of your loved ones/best friends had only one day left to live, how would you spend that last day with them?
Siren: If you could make anyone do anything, what would you make them do?
Genie: If you had one wish that would come true and couldn’t be reversed, what would you ask for?
Fury: What is a word/phrase that you dread to hear?
Incubus: What would someone have to do to get in your pants?
Succubus: What’s one thing you can’t live without?

deprincessed:

Detail of John Galliano F/W 2009

(via ladymacdeath)

moriartyisaprincess:

mu5icliz:

50shadesoffrey:

fatkidinmath:

letsjustpretendimhot:

what if you could hear boners

like a text notification

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If i did not watch this show, it would look like sexual tension between three men

if you did watch the show, it would look like sexual tension between three men

(via raging-midgardian-soprano)

human:

DONT DROP THAT GPA, AYYE! DONT DROP THAT GPA

(via whoredinarygirl)

awwww-cute:

Yes, I would like a baby goat loaf, please

(via telapathetic)