pondi-pond:

ravioli ravioli give me the motherfuckin formuoli

(via foreveralone-lyguy)

fakenasty:

aussandy:

AHHHH EVERY BODY LOOK AT IT’S TINY TONGUE

Omfg

(Source: floxer-n-trees, via b0lts)

amp9ra:

louheart:

sadstagram:

YOUR BONES AND INSIDES HAVE NEVER SEEN SUNLIGHT  AND THEY PROBABLY NEVER WILL

unless you get brutally murdered and left outside to rot

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(via telapathetic)

dulect:

listen up you little bitch

(Source: bleatbleatbleat, via brightestnight)

13 year old: I'm so old and cool!! I'm gonna be able to do so much in 3 years when I'm 16! Look how old and cool I am!! I'm not a child!! I can do everything on my own!
17 year old: I am very much a child and I am very scared about what my life is gonna be in the next few years someone please make me grilled cheese and tomato soup so i can sob into it

tastefullyoffensive:

[mau5eth]

(via teenagerposts)

pemsylvania:

proton, neutron, electron and crouton 

(via zackisontumblr)

laughburnscalories:

"hey remember when you liked-"
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"hey remember when you-"
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"hey remember when-"
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(via telapathetic)

greeklesbian:

when my parents complain about me image

(via whoredinarygirl)

fuckyesliampayne:

justiceandromance:

alex-is-fab:

gay-on:

Girls that love gay guys but are disgusted by lesbians.

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Guys that love lesbians but are disgusted by gay guys.

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Anyone who is disgusted by anyone because of their sexual preference.

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SOCKS AND FLIP FLOPS

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(Source: alsohigh, via iamwhoiam-noexcuses)

megachum:

tittily:

my favorite thing about england is that the word pulp doesnt exist 

THIS IS WHAT IM TALKIN ABOUT

(via pagingme)

nickiminajvevo:

sometimes math is like

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but then it’s like

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(via whoredinarygirl)

stability:

avoiding responsibilities like

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(Source: stability, via ruinedchildhood)