stacksbreadup:

This deadass the funniest tweet ever.

(via pizzabagelprince)

kinginthewest:

it’s just like, why are there cat emojis for loads of emotions as well as normal humans emojis

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like, when do i need to express these emotions… but as a cat

(via egberts)

cannibal-swag:

jfarge:

ven0moth:

why do they sell these

to commit a murder most fowl

sit down

(Source: ven0moth, via i-suck-dick)

sarcastic-snowflake:

why are college and university textbooks so expensive, i could have bought four dogs instead of the textbooks i bought for this semester. and thats just sad. because now i’m broke, i have readings to do, and i don’t have four dogs. 

(via cowkrazy)

4gifs:

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(Source: ForGIFs.com, via cowkrazy)

girl: come over
guy: im gay
girl: my parents arent home
guy: im literally gay

hydrogyne:

romtorum5ever:

Robin the bank

(via ruinedchildhood)

icarusthesupernaturalpig:

Look at him, he is so happy with himself.

(via hotguysandpizza)

me after every conversation: shit they'll never wanna talk to me again

marypoppinthatpussy:

when your parents won’t throw you a bar mitzvah