dulect:

"you’re old enough to pay for your own things"

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(via ruinedchildhood)

thatfunnyblog:

ONE LETTER MAKES ALL THE DIFFERENCE IN THE WORLD

(Source: lameboob)

vauxn:

dont be a fucking music snob holy crap some people like the beatles others like nicki minaj like shut the fuck up theyre just different types of noises ur not superior for liking one and not the other

(via daenerysswagaryen)

nazmatik:

"hold up let me put this fucking lime in that ATM real quick"

(Source: aperture-of-consciousness, via coralbluenum5semiglosslipstick)

kittygoesnomnom:

what’s really amazing to me is that people are so afraid of body hair on women that even in a shaving commercial they won’t show a hairy leg. they demonstrate the razor by shaving a hairless leg. they show their product being completely useless instead of showing leg hair. it’s just wild

(via telapathetic)

chickenkaboob:

losing your friend in hot topicimage

(via whoredinarygirl)

fasterfood:

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no

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maybe

(via i-suck-dick)

sugar-soul:

I want to believe it’s all the same guy

(Source: unclefather, via egberts)

anal-weed:

happynervosa:

He is trapped

free him

(Source: idiod, via egberts)

omgrwby:

casfallen:

Writing in my brain: Beautiful flowing sentences full of powerful phrases and enigmatically witty dialogue. 

Writing on the page: They did the thing and said some stuff. There was snark. 

THIS.
ABSOLUTELY THIS

(via pixiexprince)

hkirkh:

They know they aren’t allowed in the kitchen so they have to do this.

(via i-suck-dick)