joy-to-the-web:

i-effed-it-all-up:

i-effed-it-all-up:

he was a boy

she was a girl

can i make it any more heteronormative

he was a punk, she did ballet

why couldnt they be gay

He wanted girls, she’d never tell,
But secretly she wanted girls as well

(via daenerysswagaryen)

flyawaymax:

learning to draw is like driving on the highway like yeah sure you need to be watching other people but you REALLY need to focus on your own lane and your own destination or youre gonna follow that stupid fucking minivan all the way to tuskegee and then what. you didnt want to go to tuskegee. why did you follow that van look now youre in fucking tuskegee.

(via enlargers)

destispell:

men: rape jokes hahaha! beating women haha! lol make me a sandwich whore! put on makeup fugly! hahaha!

women: those aren’t funny.

men: lighten up, it’s a joke wow must be on her period women are so emotional lol

women: i drink the tears of men, haha!

men: hOW DARE YOU. HOW DARE YOU PROMOTE THE SUFFERING OF US MEN? DO YOU KNOW WHAT WE HAVE DONE FOR YOU? YOU WOULD BE NOTHING WITHOUT US. THATS NOT FUNNY AT ALL

(via erisays)

(Source: toastradamus, via yolobuddhist)

hazehgrace:

frostied:

maybe Jesus was gay the whole time and was actually saying “ah, men”

STOP I SHOULD NOT BE LAUGHING

(via iamwhoiam-noexcuses)

(Source: ruinedchildhood, via zackisontumblr)

diacrit:

hanesonly:

I almost forgot my briefcase!

it contains important lab results

(Source: awwww-cute, via pagingme)

amortizing:

third wheeling two girls who are best friends is so much worse than third wheeling a couple

(via egberts)

(Source: hannahmarymei, via iwillmindfuckyou)

nutthing:

r u from europe because europiece of shit

(Source: phineasomg, via lindeeeer)

nichvlas:

Cloudy Sky (by Herry Photos - Catching Up…)

(via iamwhoiam-noexcuses)

theclearlydope:

This is making me feel emotions.

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